imahoopie

BLIND ITEM!! Give it your best guess!!!!

imahoopie — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:31:06 -0700

The latest from Ted Casablanca at e-online:

Some people love Fake-à-la Ferocity...the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin' while, Fake-à-la manages to look super-duper delish in the process. Well, she used to, at least.

Lately, F2's once enviable bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn't the only person concerned about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry types are also concerned 'bout our gal Fakey.

See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. She's known for being accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin' heretical here in lip-cemented T-town! Apparently, Ms. Ef's hiding one helluva secret. And I'm the b*tch to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood movers 'n' shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She's got what's known as...a heroin habit.

Well, she's hardly the first dame in this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It's just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our do-goodin' broad happens to be as of late.

MAKE YOUR GUESS IN COMMENTS!!!!

PS Awhile back, New York Post's Page Six gave a blind item:

WHICH Tinseltown sex siren with a humanitarian streak has resumed her old habit of dabbling with heroin? She paid a recent visit to an old rock star friend and joined him in narcotic stupor.

Then later they wrote:

Another Manson-watcher tells Page Six he's also close pals with Brad Pitt's paramour, Angelina Jolie - who caught up with the rock star when she was in L.A. a little over five months ago. "They've known each other for a long time," said our source, "since she was way more wild than she is now - they are still good friends, though."

But of course this could all be completely unrelated, right?

Which mother-daughter duo looks more alike?

imahoopie — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:48:04 -0700

Marcheline/AngelinaMarcheline/AngelinaDina/LindsayDina/LindsayKathy/ParisKathy/ParisGoldie/KateGoldie/KateCandy/ToriCandy/Tori

Do you find cleaning theraputic?

imahoopie — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:15:48 -0700

Do you feel comfortable in high luxury stores, such as Hermès?

imahoopie — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:55:31 -0700

The snooty salespeople, sky high prices, uber-rich customers, luxurious merchandise. Do you still feel at ease?

Can an former alcoholic still drink in moderation?

imahoopie — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:28:01 -0700

Bruce Willis was a former alcoholic and had quit drinking completely. But he recently stated that he likes to go out and have a few drinks, and that alcoholics can do this without falling off the wagon. Do you agree?

Bush, a former alcoholic, drinks a beer at the G8 summit in Germany.

Incidentally, other celebs who are/were alcoholics include Kristin Davis of SATC, Kathleen Turner, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tara Reid, Johnny Depp, David Hasselhoff, Kim Delaney, Larry Hagman, Jesse Metcalfe, Anthony Hopkins, Drew Barrymore

Do you think Paris will truly change once she's out of the clink?

imahoopie — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:42:52 -0700

Since she's been jailed, Paris has talked of finding God, cutting negative people out of her life, plans to drop the "dumb act" and a desire to work with charities. But do you think she means it?

Which is more hideous? The curse of the ugly shoes

imahoopie — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:03:10 -0700

Why Topshop, why?!Donna Karan, how could you?!Fendi, a repeat offender!!

Which is more hideous? The ugly bootie group

imahoopie — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:51:13 -0700

Medical Warning! Staring at any of these ugly booties for too long may cause blindness or headache! Click pic to enlarge, if you dare!

Green alligator bootie with leopard solesuper pointy red and blue lace-upsstriped pink white and blue bootiegreen kiltie bootie with pon-pom tieslight blue woven leather lace tie bootiesPaisley bootie with leopard bow

Which is more hideous? The jelly high heel or the jelly wedge boot?

imahoopie — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:33:03 -0700

Medical Warning! This poll is not recommended for those who have a weak heart or a weak stomach, cuz these shoes are fugly!

How often do you clean out your closet?

imahoopie — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:59:25 -0700

and dressers and armoires ...