BLIND ITEM!! Give it your best guess!!!!

Fri, 06/22/2007 - 1:31PM by imahoopie 16 Comments - 11,036 Views

The latest from Ted Casablanca at e-online:

Some people love Fake-à-la Ferocity...the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin' while, Fake-à-la manages to look super-duper delish in the process. Well, she used to, at least.

Lately, F2's once enviable bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn't the only person concerned about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry types are also concerned 'bout our gal Fakey.

See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. She's known for being accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin' heretical here in lip-cemented T-town! Apparently, Ms. Ef's hiding one helluva secret. And I'm the b*tch to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood movers 'n' shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She's got what's known as...a heroin habit.

Well, she's hardly the first dame in this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It's just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our do-goodin' broad happens to be as of late.

MAKE YOUR GUESS IN COMMENTS!!!!

PS Awhile back, New York Post's Page Six gave a blind item:

WHICH Tinseltown sex siren with a humanitarian streak has resumed her old habit of dabbling with heroin? She paid a recent visit to an old rock star friend and joined him in narcotic stupor.

Then later they wrote:

Another Manson-watcher tells Page Six he's also close pals with Brad Pitt's paramour, Angelina Jolie - who caught up with the rock star when she was in L.A. a little over five months ago. "They've known each other for a long time," said our source, "since she was way more wild than she is now - they are still good friends, though."

But of course this could all be completely unrelated, right?


1

Angelina is my guess for the first one.
They could be unrelated but, it's highly doubtful. (imo)

Fri, 06/22/2007 - 3:46pm

2

Too bad Fergie Ferg's not a humanitarian, since the nicknames the writer kept using threw me off.

Fri, 06/22/2007 - 4:34pm

3

Heroin habit??? Why, angie, why???

It's just so messy - what with the rubber tubings, the needles, the tiny puncture wounds and all that. Why cant you stick to COCAINE or CRYSTAL METH like a normal human being? Or Speed? Angel Dust, PCP, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...

LMAO.

Fri, 06/22/2007 - 6:54pm

4

Well, you can snort and/or smoke heroin, too, which is more likely since it doesn't leave any marks.

My best guess is Angelina for the first one and especially for the second one. It doesn't surprise me since she's done it in the past and now she has two faces, public and private. But could the first one also be Jenna Jameson? She does a lot for AIDS charities, has several endorsement deals and she is still active in porn production. Although her man, Tito, isn't exactly my idea of hunky, some could consider him that.

Sat, 06/23/2007 - 2:53am

5

Oh, and I forgot to mention that Jenna has also lost a lot of weight from her "once enviable bod"

Sat, 06/23/2007 - 2:55am

6

Isn't Jenna's weight loss attributed to her divorce though?
I'm not saying it couldn't be her, I just didn't know she had a new man in her life.

Sat, 06/23/2007 - 10:56pm

7

She's been dating that Tito guy for at least 6 months now. He's one of those Ultimate Fighting guys. He's not cute but maybe because he has muscles Ted called him hunky?

Sun, 06/24/2007 - 12:46pm

8

Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up for me!
I'd say she's a possiblity then.

Sun, 06/24/2007 - 8:03pm

9

*possibility

Sun, 06/24/2007 - 8:04pm

10

Yeah, I really think Angelina is the more obvious choice.

Mon, 06/25/2007 - 2:38am

11

It's so obviously Angelina and that is what Ted was going for. When has he ever made sense before? Now suddenly he's being totally crystal clear? I don't believe it for a second. Ted is just bitter he was banned from Ocean 13 events.

Thu, 06/28/2007 - 1:03pm

12

As much as I like Angelina this story screams her name.

Sat, 06/30/2007 - 10:25am

13

teri hatcher?

Mon, 07/02/2007 - 2:34pm

14

oh wait, the fab sex thing would rule out teri. angelina doesn't endorse anything does she? hummmm, who is this?

Mon, 07/02/2007 - 7:20pm

15

The first person I thought of was Jenna Jameson b/c of "once enviable bod has changed for the worse" and "divinely gifted babe" but Idk abt the "humanitarian streak". So maybe it's not her?

Mon, 07/02/2007 - 10:55pm

16

While I am a huge Jolie fan (mainly for her humanitarian work - i dont really care if its fake or not) .... but something tells me that most people, including me, would not refer to her as "divinely gifted babe." That being said - it does otherwise sound a lot like her.

Sun, 07/08/2007 - 12:33pm


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